Can I join ?, pretty please with sugar on top.

After speaking to some of you on TS, I have finally decided to bite the bullet and apply to join your wonderful Clan. Your all such magnificent gamers, that frankly it is an honour merely to be in your presence.

And if that much Ass Kissing doesn't get me in, nothing will.

Seriously though, I usually play on your COD WaW bolt server in the mornings (Due to work, BOO-HISS), and I regularly use TS. I cant commit too much time in the evenings, however if I am accepted I will try to free up more spare time.

1 - What is your first name? :Stuart (I usually get called Warbie)
2 - How old are you? :32
3 - What country do you live in? :UK
4 - What game are you joining us on? :CoD:W@W
5 - What is your current in game name: Dreadnought1

Even if I am not accepted, thanks for at least considering me.

Cheers.

hy Dreadnought1, welcome to our home, glad to know you have some fun with us.

hey stuart aka warbie where abouts in the uk are u from? glad u like our waw server as so many others do.

"Insert Standard Recruiting Response Here"



Nice ass kissing


Hi Stuart . Welcome to our KINGdom. Please look at this post so you can install Teamspeak Click>> https://ibgclan.darkbb.com/recruitment-f31/kingz-teamspeak-download-installation-information-t31.htm

Spend some time gaming with us and get to know the team members. This gives us and you time to decide if we are a good match. We expect our team members to be active in gaming, post on the forum, chat with us in the chat room & teamspeak. We are very laid back, but an active team member is a good team member.

Good luck and I hope to catch you on teamspeak and in game.

Warbie is usually on TS and in bolt only with me early mornings before he has to goto the W word lol, nice to see you have applied Warbie, lets hope you get in.

Laterz Sim

First of all, let me thank everyone for taking the time to respond to my post, and especially to Sim for his kind words.

C'mon guys, my lips are gonna get chapped if I have to keep this up !!!.

Just as long as I dont have to bend over and say "Thank you Sir may I have another!!".

In reply to your question "ToolBelT", I live in Kirkcaldy, which for those of you not familiar with God's Country, is in Scotland.

uhhhh scotland....

we gonna have us a war here

to nem about ure post: hahahahahahaahahaa

welcome warbie to our kingdom may u find fun, laughter, and happiness while gamin our our servers and/or with my fellow breathen, join us on teamspeak and if u dont get a ansa straight away it probs means we cant understand a fukin word u r sayin and we r tryin to figure out what u said so please dont take n e fence to it (that is if u have a heavy accent) cya on the server sometime m8

ToolBelt,

Dont stress M8, half the time even I cant understand what the F**k I'm saying.

The only other problem with TS is that I'm usually online when you lot are still lying in your Wanking Chariots !!!.

Dreadnought1 wrote:ToolBelt,

Dont stress M8, half the time even I cant understand what the F**k I'm saying.

The only other problem with TS is that I'm usually online when you lot are still lying in your Wanking Chariots !!!.

Ahh, 'wanking chariots'... that gem of a phrase was brought to me by the ever infamous show 'Still Game'

hahahahaha

u will find alot on here aint got the balls to use a wankin chariot or r fed up lookin at there other half layin in z chariot so they stay up very late and some till morning.

firday nights and possibly sat nights wont have a problem understandin u with ure heavy accent due to the very good side effects of various beers n spirits, bein one of them is the ability to look threw beer googles and see the world in beauty and colour (haha) and the most important side effect of all is the ability to understand all the broken biscuit speech that is being said around u and can even ansa back in broken biscuit speech

p.s rougetrooper: I LUV UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GUYS.......need i say more

Loooooooooooooool,

Ah yes, one should never underestimate the positve translation effects of alcohol. Star trek's Universal Translator doesn't hold a candle to a crate of Stella and a bottle of Vodka. It's always been of the highest value to me when i've had to communicate with all the mash eaters down in your neck of the woods.

Oh, and for those of you not in the know: Wanking Chariot a.k.a. Scratcher, bed, place to go and have a wee scatch of various body parts.

who needs a to speak a few lingo's??
i like the notation of the star trek universal device
also u cud look at it as a bottled c3-po and easier to carry

one more nice guy wanna join us ..welcome m8

Cheers Taz,

Haven't seen you on the COD W@W server for a while m8, but it's always a pleasure to be massacred by you. Kiss Kiss.

Right, thats's it with all the Ass kissing. It's time to revert back to my natural disposition of being a cynical bastard.

booo, dread, miss me? they all banned me from everything.

de la putain! toi, vous jouet !
sich ficken dich marionette für immer !

Hi dread, spook to you in the morning a few times, playing on the bolt. Glad you enjoy!

welcome dread.....hope u enjoy yer stay here....

Sorry ToolBelT, I'm not drunk enough to understand what the F**k your talking about. But i'll just assume that it's either A: something pornographic, or B: very insulting. That probably says more about me than it does you, but hell, thats just the way I like it.

But to the rest of you, thanks again for the warm welcome.

hey dreadnought that wasnt a reply for u m8 just for the specia lneeds kid i_noob_i as i thought it was his thread at the time, just tellih the prick to get fucked u muppet for good but in french and german muppet doesnt exist so to say so i used the word puppet

Toolbelt,

Ah, tres bon !.

Erm....., that just about covers all of the Standard Grade French my Beer addled brain can remember, apart from knowing what ( de manger du fromage de remise de singe ) means. Which, for those of you who aren't European Culture Vultures, describes a certain type of cheese eating Monkey.

I should just say that if you do speak French and have any comments to add about my terrible grammar or spelling, do please feel free to keep them to yourself. Thanks.